Hi, I'm Matt or Matty depending on your preference. My line between serious and funny varies a lot so you never know what you'll get.

21st April 2014

Photo reblogged from did you know? with 4,676 notes

did-you-kno:

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21st April 2014

Photoset reblogged from Vatican Cameos with 63,497 notes

youcantbaeawaythegay:

captaincharminghood:

things get heated between the canadians and the americans

*ANGRY CANADIAN NOISES*

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21st April 2014

Photoset reblogged from My Sing-Along Blog with 129,288 notes

singingtomysoul:

arseniccupcakes:

SO MUCH LADY LOVE

I LOVE GISELLE YOU GUYS 

No, but what gets me in this movie

is that every woman is beautiful to Giselle.

Women who wear suits and aren’t cute and petite. Women with wide hips and large rear ends and small breasts. Women who are black and white and every other ethnicity she came across, I’m sure. Women with straight hair and natural hair and grey hair. Older women and middle-aged women and young women.

Everyone is beautiful to Giselle. There’s no reason anyone wouldn’t be beautiful. There’s no reason beauty should ever be just one thing, that being a princess should ever be just one thing.

Everyone is a princess to Giselle, and if one of the princesses politely corrected her and said they were a prince she’d probably nod earnestly and talk about how dashing and handsome they looked too.

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21st April 2014

Post reblogged from whoa, easy tiger with 54,743 notes

vermofftiss:

dictatorofturtles:

Sitting on top of tables is one of the most satisfying things, I don’t even know why it just feels so perfect.

Sitting on top of tables increases happiness by 5000%. I wonder if anyone actually knows why.

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21st April 2014

Photoset reblogged from Boop Boop with 76,855 notes

wheelchair-warrior:

this might be my favourite glee quote of ever

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21st April 2014

Photoset reblogged from We're all mad here. with 27,619 notes

gameraboy:

Happy Easter!

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21st April 2014

Photoset reblogged from What the fuck's a Lommy with 1,598 notes

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21st April 2014

Photo reblogged from I'm That Bitch, Still That Bitch with 113,675 notes

dollyfarton:

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

The kids face behind her is my reaction


fcuk

dollyfarton:

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

The kids face behind her is my reaction

fcuk

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20th April 2014

Post reblogged from jae with 110,826 notes

vvaddles:

U know when you were a kid and won a game in first place and there was that little bitch who went “first is the worst second is the best” like how the fuck did that even make sense

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20th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from Death By LULZ with 24,659 notes

death-by-lulz:

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

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20th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from I'm That Bitch, Still That Bitch with 2,061 notes

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20th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from My Sing-Along Blog with 674,886 notes

weaselbeethedemigod:

oliviatheelf:

lizywkim:

starryeyedlunatic:

fucksociety95:

this picture should have more then the amounts of notes it has, this shows us that not ever thing is “picture perfect” and that behind that smile and those eyes there is fear . So i beg you to please reblog this instead of a pair of shoes, someone smoking a blunt, and clothes … because this picture is literally worth 1,000 words 

This is insanely powerful.

As someone who grew up in an abusive household, I will never fucking fail to reblog this. People pull bullshit all the time over people getting abused. They make it to where it’s covered up, the victim’s fault, or they don’t care about it. This is happening RIGHT NOW and could be happening to your own neighbor, mother, sister, brother, grandparents, teachers, mail-deliverer. Anyone.  IT is a nightmare. 

At first I thought this was from a movie and then I was like ohh who are these pe- OH HOLY SHIT

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20th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from Must Be The Music with 168,773 notes

conventionalvampire:

WHAT’S HAPPENING

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20th April 2014

Photo reblogged from Must Be The Music with 80,731 notes

komlin:

mastershifuuuu:

emmaegholm:

The times these characters were mentioned in the first book

Harry, you attention seeking fuck.

#yeah man he acts like the whole books about him or somethin (via bratty-kouhai)

komlin:

mastershifuuuu:

emmaegholm:

The times these characters were mentioned in the first book

Harry, you attention seeking fuck.

 (via bratty-kouhai)

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20th April 2014

Photo reblogged from Must Be The Music with 145,920 notes

melodymedley:

jokerinmyledger:

camelots-consulting-detective:

My dash did a thing.

THIS IS LIKE BLOODY INCEPTION

Dasheption

melodymedley:

jokerinmyledger:

camelots-consulting-detective:

My dash did a thing.

THIS IS LIKE BLOODY INCEPTION

Dasheption

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