Hi, I'm Matt or Matty depending on your preference. My line between serious and funny varies a lot so you never know what you'll get.

29th July 2014

Post reblogged from Inner love and war makes a difference in life. with 85,787 notes

husssel:

enemaroberts:

oknope:

the only boys i need in my life:

  • michael (kors)
  • christian (dior/louboutin)
  • jimmy (choo)
  • louis (vuitton)
  • tommy (hilfiger)
  • yves (saint-laurent)
  • giorgio (armani)
  • louis-francois (cartier)

the only boys yall can afford

(good)will 

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Source: oknope

29th July 2014

Post reblogged from pizza ✌ with 470,522 notes

repress:

Do you ever want to talk to someone but

1) You feel like you’re bothering them or coming off clingy
2) You don’t have anything to say, you just want to talk to them
3) You don’t know how to hold a conversation to save your life 

29th July 2014

Photo reblogged from The Absolute Funniest Posts with 141,501 notes

godsgonnacutyoudown:

bitterloveandsweethate:

handpickedhappiness:

kenneth-munster:

This is the best thing I have ever seen!!

FUCKIT’S BACK!

OHMY.

IM SO HAPPY ITS BACK.

godsgonnacutyoudown:

bitterloveandsweethate:

handpickedhappiness:

kenneth-munster:

This is the best thing I have ever seen!!

FUCK
IT’S BACK!

OHMY.

IM SO HAPPY ITS BACK.

Source: derpygrooves

29th July 2014

Post reblogged from Get in fucker, we're going for a ride with 92,608 notes

conorayne:

josiephone:

alwaysactually:

lusilly:

some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”

wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”

"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"

implying that magical children would know literally nothing outside of the wizarding worldimage

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Source: lusilly

29th July 2014

Photoset reblogged from its called clopping, dad with 1,183 notes

I would make the perfect American president, based on my skill set, dance ability and bloodlust.”

Source: joshgads

29th July 2014

Photo reblogged from Get in fucker, we're going for a ride with 162,621 notes

bringme-thaat-horizon:

feminishblog:

veebar2:

Lets keep reblogging this…..She needs to be home with her family…
SIGNAL BOOST!!!!

BOOSTING! Her mom made the above post yesterday. This is going on right now.

I DON’T CARE IF THIS DOESN’T MATCH YOUR BLOG JUST PLEASE HELP OUT THEIR FAMILY

bringme-thaat-horizon:

feminishblog:

veebar2:

Lets keep reblogging this…..She needs to be home with her family…

SIGNAL BOOST!!!!

BOOSTING! Her mom made the above post yesterday. This is going on right now.

I DON’T CARE IF THIS DOESN’T MATCH YOUR BLOG JUST PLEASE HELP OUT THEIR FAMILY

Source: veebar2

29th July 2014

Photoset reblogged from Gossip Holmes with 97,321 notes

breathinginthestarlight:

I was going to get mad but then I didnt

Source: butterpaint

29th July 2014

Quote reblogged from 1/5 of One Direction :) with 12,139 notes

Sometimes you end up never speaking to someone who meant the world to you again. And that’s okay. You cope and you survive. Don’t let your losses keep you back from new gains.
— I wish someone had told me this when I was hurting, y.g. (via imtiredofbeingsosad)

Source: imtiredofbeingsosad

29th July 2014

Post reblogged from Pieter with 11,139 notes

lukehemmoh:

It so confusing when people say “the boys.” Who are you talking about? 5 Seconds of Summer? One Direction? The Jonas Brothers? All 43 US Presidents? Nobody knows. 

There are 44 US Presidents

Source: lukehemmoh

29th July 2014

Post reblogged from Get in fucker, we're going for a ride with 70,918 notes

ditchschooleatpizza:

snorlaxatives:

all i want in life is to try one of those candies from jimmy neutron

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anD THE BOOK GUMimage

Source: snorlaxatives

29th July 2014

Photoset reblogged from a mess of contradictions in a dress with 493 notes

ohfantine:

les mis dallas

Source: ohfantine

29th July 2014

Photoset reblogged from Doors are for people with no imagination with 3,117 notes

AVPM songs + Harry Potter movies

Source: cauldronbottoms

29th July 2014

Link reblogged from Fuck Yeah! Great Plays! with 148 notes

The Great Playwrights Ranked By Cause of Death →

fuckyeahgreatplays:

18. Tennessee Williams – Tried to open eye drop bottle with teeth, choked on cap.

17. Joe Orton – Bludgeoned to death by partner during domestic dispute.

16. Jean-Paul Sartre – Infected papercut.

15. Arthur Miller – Frowned for too long, too deep.

14. Noël Coward – Appeared in…

29th July 2014

Chat reblogged from a mess of contradictions in a dress with 215,681 notes

At the grocery store

  • Woman: *on cellphone* Why am I leaving you? Why am I--I'll tell you why.
  • Woman: Here's why. You don't respect me.
  • Woman: You called me a whore in front of my children.
  • Me: *says nothing, but has a face like O.O*
  • Woman: You don't respect me. And you know, there some white chick here in the store, she walking, she heard me say that and she make a face.
  • Woman: Because even she know you a piece of shit.

Source: crystalsoulslayer

29th July 2014

Post reblogged from Vatican Cameos with 790,463 notes

waypaststrange:

notchicken:

notchicken:

tupacabra:

i feel bad for twins that aren’t equally attractive

this was me and my twin prom night image

thank you for the text post

another year, another disappointment  

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she’s wearing the exact same outfit.

Source: tupacabra