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22nd July 2014

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ponnor-kenwei:

Assassin’s Creed Unity Meets Parkour in Real Life

yOOOOO 

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22nd July 2014

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friends meme: 4/7 episodes · the one with rachel’s other sister

"I think we should save our china for something really special. Like if the Queen of England comes over."

22nd July 2014

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Lmao, what if Danny is the Benefactor.

son-of-mars-ultor:

Just imagine it. ‘So fuxing done with all this werebullshit. I’m killing you all.’

22nd July 2014

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platypus-kyle:

Joshua Pruett, Writer and Storyboard artist for Phineas and Ferb, just posted on his twitter 2 posters used as pitches for the next one hour Phineas and Ferb special, “Night of the Living Pharmacist” which Dan and Swampy revealed during Spreecast for Phineas and Ferb: Star Wars. 

In the special, Doofenshmirtz gets hit by a curse which turns people he touches into clones of himself. 

According to Dan and Swampy announced that the special will air this year on Halloween.

Simon Pegg and Nick Frost who guest starred in the show before, return to guest star in this special but also as a big surprise, George A. Romero, who is best known for making some of the best zombie films including “Night of the Living Dead”, “Dawn of the Dead” and many more, is going to be in it as well. What role he is going to play in this special in unknown at the time.

Either way, this is one special I am looking forward to. I can’t wait for Halloween now. ^_^

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22nd July 2014

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iguessijustlikelikingthings:

[glasses cleaning intensifies]

iguessijustlikelikingthings:

[glasses cleaning intensifies]

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22nd July 2014

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colorfullyfuckedazazel:

This is perfect in simply every way.

colorfullyfuckedazazel:

This is perfect in simply every way.

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22nd July 2014

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mediapathic:

nextyearsgirl:

This is an enormous chain and I’m sorry, but I need to say this:

The laws in the Old Testament were set forth by god as the rules the Hebrews needed to follow in order to be righteous, to atone for the sin of Adam and Eve and to be able to get into Heaven. That is also why they were required to make sacrifices, because it was part of the appeasement for Original Sin.

According to Christian theology, when Jesus came from Heaven, it was for the express purpose of sacrificing himself on the cross so that our sins may be forgiven. His sacrifice was supposed to be the ultimate act that would free us from the former laws and regulations and allow us to enter Heaven by acting in his image. That is why he said “it is finished” when he died on the cross. That is why Christians don’t have to circumcise their sons (god’s covenant with Jacob), that is why they don’t have to perform animal sacrifice, or grow out their forelocks, or follow any of the other laws of Leviticus.

When you quote Leviticus as god’s law and say they are rules we must follow because they are what god or Jesus wants us to do, what you are really saying, as a Christian, is that Christ’s sacrifice on the cross was invalid. He died in vain because you believe we are still beholden to the old laws. That is what you, a self-professed good Christian, are saying to your god and his son, that their plan for your salvation wasn’t good enough for you.

So maybe actually read the thing before you start quoting it, because the implications of your actions go a lot deeper than you think.

This is a theological point that doesn’t come up often enough.

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22nd July 2014

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morgan-leigh:

tomato-greens:

castielsbottledgrace:

jibblyuniverse:

Every time Steve Rogers has sex, a bald eagle is born

No wonder they’re endangered.

Just putting out there that bald eagles are no longer endangered! And are actually multiplying at a, well, fairly impressive rate - they are now categorized as “least concern.”

NICE GOIN’, STEVE.

what an important post.

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22nd July 2014

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cindehella:

SOMEHOW THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING

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22nd July 2014

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thevolutionofnerdy:

a wand more powerful than any in existance

I’m crying omfg

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22nd July 2014

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badtvblog:

Don’t watch this if you’re soaked in gasoline because it will warm your heart and you will burn to death and die.

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22nd July 2014

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nootsies:

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snowmercury:

hauntedpamplemousse:

orcasoup:

those moments when straight people assume you’re one of them and you feel like a gay secret agent

lesbionage

bi spy 

it’s an ace case

Secret gaygent.

pan with a plan

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22nd July 2014

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22nd July 2014

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boopercy:

fillelune:

things i learned in ancient greek art today:

  • Achilles had a gay lover 
  • Zeus had a boy toy that he thought was pretty so he snatched him up and made him into his wine bitch and kept him under his throne on olympus always
  • there was a woman who wanted to be a man so Poseidon changed her sex and then made him impervious to metal weapons to boot
  • They made Aphrodite marry a lame and ugly guy and to retaliate she slept with everyone, but mostly Ares.

sounds like high school

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22nd July 2014

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lawyeredbyeriksen:

humming-metallica-in-the-tardis:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

i-am-patrice:

If you ask me, I don’t think Destiel is actually going to become Canon. 

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AND THE AWARD FOR BEST USE OF A GIF IN THE HISTORY OF TUMBLR GOES TO ^^^

I CAN’T SCROLL PAST WITHOUT REBLOGGING

shoutout to the himym fandom for having the best gifs

A

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